Friday, May 21, 2010

The world's most books

Dragon Droppings Publications invites you to find out all about the wonderful, life altering books of Sterling H. Conway, by visiting our web site, www.LittleRubberDuckyBooks.com

If your life could use some humor in it and a little brightening up then maybe you should read a good book. If you can't read a good book then maybe you should read one of ours.

Our glorious author

Mr. Sterling H. Conway (pictured) or, as we like to call him, Mr. Conway, writes all the books in our Little Rubber Ducky series. He also writes under the names of Conway H. Sterling, H. Sterling Conway and H. Conway Sterling. Last year Mr. Conway was awarded the Pulletser Prize by the Egg Marketing Board for his best seller, The Yolk's On Us.

He claims to have invented the Periodic Table of the Elements and to have discovered two previously unknown planets that, he states, are 'hiding behind the sun'. Mr. Conway also informs us that he singlehandedly designed the Large Hadron Collider and built it using only kitchen utensils.

Apparently, he holds the Einstein Chair of Advanced Mathematics from Princeton University and refuses to give it back.